May 2008
81 posts
Post Script: Day One, Manhattan (Laura)
Before taking the red-eye to New York, I met a couple of friends for a little sushi and sake before I got on the plane. Needless to say, after another 2 drinks on the plane I was out cold,… which, of course, was the perfect opportunity for StarGirl and Lauren to bust out the silver Sharpie and write on my fucking face. I caught them halfway through the heart they were making. Those bitches! We...
April 2008
59 posts
Post Script #1
Fact or fiction: The Korean grocery store next to the party ran out of disposable cameras. Fact, … or at least that’s what we heard.
You Are There: How Brooklyn Became The Naughtiest... →
Link to what Fleshbot had to say about Brooklyn
Oh, you thought we were finished talking about...
Not so fast…
HotMoviesForHer.com article about the party! →
From Laura
Laying in bed with lauren Stargirl and vsquad in the other bed. Dream big!
It's 4:20, bitches
In Laura’s room, spreading rumors and talking smack.
We're outa here
We iz leaving. That’s the word from Miss Producer. It’s back to the hotel — the hotel bar to be exact. Alexis is still with us, for those uv you who are scoring at home.
ALEXIS TEXAS
is a trooper, she is the last woman standing! Thank you and goodnight. Lauren
Mika Tan...
has left the house. We have a winner! Alexis Texas is the last of the five girls still standing. She’s currently dancing with random guys to weird house music. She won’t fall for another five or six hours, guaranteed.
“I have three roommates, but my room’s separate from theirs because I want...”
– Missepriss, hot friend of Naughty America, 1:35 a.m., Brooklyn
Ava Devine...
has left the house.
Take this for what it's worth:
Ava Devine doesn’t follow directions very well.
Another one bites the dust
Abbey Brooks has left the house.
Mika Tan picks up fan!
Mika and some dude were posing for a photo, when Mika wraps her arm around him and lifts him off the ground. I don’t know, I was impressed. He must have been a buck seventy.
AS I AM WRITING THIS ENTRY
I am watching Abbey Brooks make out with a fan, I’m sure he is the happiest man alive! I am speaking with a fan at this very moment his words ” for me to meet Mika Tan and to touch her on her back is spiritual for me, keep doing what your doing, keep giving the people the access to what you have to offer, this is the most amazing party I have ever been to in my life. I love Naughty...
HEY HEY HEY
Fan:Hey Lauren, how do I become a porn star, my response was,” you need to get some expierence under the belt, no pun intended.Fan: So, Lauren, when are you going to perform? My response “I’m” behind” the camera only…make what want of it.” BTW…the amount of members that have thanked me has been ovwhelming. This is awesome, spread the...
A little drama
When you have porn stars, an open bar, and fans of Naughty America, things can get a little testy. We’ll keep the details under wraps, but let’s just say Angelina Valentine is no longer in the house.
WOW!!!!
I showed up in the limo with the girls…what a “ride” that was. It was chaos as soon as we entered the bar, actually as soon as the fans saw a shoe getting out of the limo. The flashes were so bright I was blinded! The streets of Brooklyn were hit like a ton of bricks, Naughty America has arrived!! The celebrities talked to the press and took tons of pictures. The girls are having...
“Who smokes? I need something long and stiff in my mouth.”
– Jenna, friend of Naughty America, to a group of guys at the bar
Apparently, fellating men isn't allowed at this...
Security: Who's the girl that's walking around touching everyone?
Ace: The tall Asian one?
Security: Yeah.
Ace: Ava Devine. Why, is she doing something?
Security: She's, well--
Ace: Blowing guys?
Security: Yeah, giving them little private sessions.
Ace: OK, I'll go talk to her.
One order of Angelina Valentine, please
Porn stars and tables, two great inventions that go great together. It didn’t take long for one of the girls to make use of the tables here, which, to our dismay, were only being used for food and drinks. For the last twenty minutes, Angie has been doing the writhing stripper dance on some guy’s table. She used his cap and specs as props. He didn’t come with a pole,...
Ava Devine introduces herself to the help
You never know what you’re gonna get with Ava Devine. Sometimes you get your balls squeezed, or your get your dick yanked. You may very well get your underwear torn off. And that’s just around people she doesn’t know. Well, she just introduced herself to the cook in the back of the bar here in Brooklyn. If he’s not in therapy, he will be by the end of the night. Let’s...
We are here!
Peeps are coming in fast…. The girls are on the way in their limo…. Grandizer and Guy-on-couch are here. A few other lurkers from Naughty Country Club. Some press folks from fleshbot and avn. I’m working on my buzz. -Laura
JUST THE BEGINNING
Just met all the girls in the hotel lobby, we are getting ready to get in the limo to go to the bar. The celebrities all look smokin hot! Ava devine made sure to let all of us know (including the hotel staff) that she had no panties on and a dripping wet pussy!! Life would be so boring without her…I have no idea where the night is going to take us, but I’m READY!!! Hope you are enjoy...
The calm before the storm
We’ve finished setting up for the party. Everyone’s back at the hotel, resting, napping, eating out Mika Tan, doing whatever. In an hour NA people are heading back to the bar, and then it’s on.
After Koi
Alright, so after Koi a bunch of people went to a club called McGovern’s. Alexis Texas was the only talent to make it. Mika Tan, who was drinking green tea all night, went to bed (alone), and Angelina Valentine found a new friend. Abbey Brooks, by the way, showed up this morning. She took the red-eye and arrived at JFK at 6:30. Yesterday, she went right from a shoot straight to the airport....
Moving right along
We are in the process of setting up 507 bar and grill for an incredible night of excitement, food, drinks, rock band and INSANELY HOT CHICKS! The bar is quaint, its going to be so exciting to meet, greet and get to know our members. Wish that everyone that couldn’t be here was here. Keepin you posted….Naughty style :) kisses from brooklyn, Lauren.
Sushi, Naughty America style
Alright, so there was wildness at Koi last night. I’d first like to thank the staff at Koi for not kicking us out. And to the manager, I’d like to reiterate that Stargirl was NOT eating out Mika Tan under the table. She was just … eh, screw it. It was Koi’s fault, really. They shouldn’t serve sperm-colored sake to a table full of porn stars. That’s what did it....
On our way to the bar to setup!
Did you know that stargirls new nickname is Star Box Muncher Girl?
In the cab....
Ok, so myself (Lauren), 2257 Czar, Miss Compliance, Stargirl and Vsquad are on our way to Brooklyn after a fun filled night in Manhatton! All I have to say is WHOA….we have many exciting elevator stories that will most likely never leave NYC! Either your with Naughty America or your NOT! Until later….