June 2008
44 posts
The World's Most Beautiful Creature, And My New...
As a journalist, it’s my duty to remain objective, impartial and unbiased, right? Right.
No — screw that.
When Leopard J. Ferry texted me tonight that Stoya was “in the house” at ELA and “looking awwwwwesome,” my heart skipped several beats and I lost all of my journalistic ethics — forget about the news, I’m creating the news because...
The Nighttime Is The Right Time
When nightfall comes at ELA, so does bondage, as seen here.
What I’m wondering is, what happens when the sun rises? If chicks are being bound with rope now, I’ll most likely be better off not knowing.
This will be an all Stoya post.
Who she’s with or why she’s here doesn’t matter. Enjoy the ethereal presence simply known as Stoya:
The Standard Beat
We drew straws to see who would cover the rooftop pool at The Standard, the hotel where a lot of the porn celebrities are staying. I lost. It was a rigorous assignment, being on the lookout for recognizable pornographic actresses. I wore a swimsuit, to blend in.
I Totally Forgive Totally Tabitha
Totally Tabitha, who I interviewed a few months back for a piece on porn stage names, didn’t realize I was that same reporter-dude.
It’s probably because, being the idiot that I am, I introduced myself to her using my real name as opposed to my alias of Bobby Fairfield III, which I used for the stage name story.
“Oh my gosh I thought you were the other [my real name] from...
The Hellaklowns Are Here For "Atmosphere"
Yup, they’re still here — the Hellaklowns, that is.
“We’re here for atmosphere,” Fraggle the Klown tells me.
Sure, I guess. Because the atmosphere at a porn convention needs clowns.
And it apparently also needs pirates, because I hear that there’s a band of swashbucklers roaming around the ELA floor, too.
Quote Of The Hour
“Me and my boyfriend have been trying to get his fist in me for the longest time.” — Ariel X on her latest goal.
Come A-Knockin' When The Boat's A-Rockin'
I never thought a porn convention would help me decide my next vacation, but Erotica LA proved me wrong. Yolo Cruises, a swinger-themed cruise ship service, enticed me with the idea of running around naked on a big boat in Mexico with other people running around naked.
The company charters ships with organized, sex-themed parties where only couples and SINGLE FEMALES over the age of 25 are...
Michelle Manhart and other corrupting influences...
Former Air Force Staff Sergeant and Playboy model Michelle Manhart is at Erotica LA. She was temporarily relieved of duty and eventually demoted after posing nude for Playboy in January 2007, but says that she harbors no ill will against the Air Force.
And it’s become clear why the energy level has increased on the floor:
Who let the clowns in?
I was exploring a booth stocked with fleshlight-like devices when a troup of scantily dressed clowns rushed by, followed a few seconds later by screaming security guards. I caught up to the two groups as they were having a heated conversation.
Me: “Why are they chasing you guys?”
Clowns: “They don’t like us. I think it’s because we just waltzed in without...
If You Can't Join 'Em, Beat 'Em
Another “Screaming O” contest will be held at ELA this afternoon, along with a lingerie show and a tattoo contest. It’s these kind of interactive events that allow porn fans a chance to upstage their flesh-piling idols. Hey, we all may not have what it takes to make it in the adult biz, but there’s got to be something we’re good at.
This fan and crowd...
Photos...
Now I know why Lennon said, “I am the walrus”:
While Jade Starr auditions to be one of the Budweiser clydesdales:
Elli Fox awaits the photo hounds:
And Daisy poses:
I wonder who she’s signing for.
The energy is picking up…
And on the second day...
Things pretty much look the same. The floor is showing a little too much red carpet:
While the press room hums with energy:
Day 2 of ELA
Laura and I are getting ready to get a little breakfast and head down to the convention center. We spent a few hours at ELA yesterday, not to much to report. When we arrived it was a bit slow, not to many patrons and nothing over the top as far as booths are concerned, but tons of vendors.The first booth we noticed, there was a female being tattooed, Laura and I entertained the thought of a...
Occupational Hazards
Asa Akira cut her leg somehow while signing autographs for Voyeur Media at Erotica LA, prompting the local authorities to send for medical assistance.
Although we still have no idea how this mishap occurred, we’re probably not as puzzled as this lucky bastard, who’ll probably forever wonder how the hell he scored a shift covering a porn convention:
Oh well. At least he’s...
Lexi Belle Contemplates Naughty America Day
Business is picking up here at Erotica LA. For a while, pornstress Lexi Belle looked bored waiting for fans to hit up her booth. I took advantage of the down time to pick her up brain and find out how she plans to spend Naughty America Day this July 3.
“Me and my two best friends do an orgy once a year,” she said. “We’ll probably do it that day.”
Any guy who thinks...
Photos...
Charles Dera interviews Alexis Texas:
While Ron Jeremy makes his entrance:
And Nicole Oring poses:
Clothing Has A Place In Porn, Too
There’s more than just porn celebrities at Erotica LA here. Adult-themed vendors abound this place. There’s everything from penis-shaped popsicles to a booth for kissyface.com, which is dedicated to watching “hot chicks make out and suck serious tongue.”
So, yes, even though porn and rock stars go together (we’re all awaiting Dave Navarro’s eventual grand...
Erotica LA
Erotica LA kicked off three hours ago. The show has a smaller footprint than last year. You know why? Because Naughty America isn’t exhibiting. Other production companies decided not to exhibit this year as well. The energy is a bit subdued at the moment. It may pick up later this evening.
Until more interesting things occur, here are some photos of Laura, Lauren, and Alexis Texas:
And another goal!
Argentina 4 Mexico 1
Fuck!
I’m trying to post pics of me and stargirl but my photographer is inept and can’t upload LOL -Laura
Tres!
Argentina scores again!
Argentina vs Mexico!
Woot! Argentina 2 mexico 0 Christian, stargirl, rudy and I are here @ qualcomm !!!