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Porn star humor with Mika Tan

So after a few beers at the party, I will feeling giddy so I go up to Mika Tan who is giddier than anybody (and sober to boot).

After reading her palm, I feel we have enough of a sympatico that I can joke with her.

“Hey, you’re really attractive. If you want, I can get you into porn. I have connections.”

She returns the volley.

“Will I have to give you a blowjob?”

“Actually, no. But I will need you to write a 500-word essay on why you want to go into porn. And I must warn you: Grammar is a must.”

She sort of giggles.

“After all,” I continue. “It’s one thing to know how to use a dash, but if you’re going into porn, you better know how to use a colon.”

She busts up and I walk away thinking, “My work is done here.”