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Come A-Knockin' When The Boat's A-Rockin'

I never thought a porn convention would help me decide my next vacation, but Erotica LA proved me wrong. Yolo Cruises, a swinger-themed cruise ship service, enticed me with the idea of running around naked on a big boat in Mexico with other people running around naked.

The company charters ships with organized, sex-themed parties where only couples and SINGLE FEMALES over the age of 25 are allowed. And the adventures occur only one month out of the year.

I’m saving my parties starting … now.